[X&Y] Chundergusted
Published: Wed, 11/11/20
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CHUNDERGUSTED
Hey…I’ve been around the block enough in the world of dating
and relationship advice that I thought I had seen EVERYTHING.
And we all know that Dr. Amend has had the leading scientific
attraction formula on Earth for several years now.
But I pretty much chundergusted Diet Coke all over my keyboard
when I got a load of THIS:
Gust-worthy
Once I recovered, I had to stop and laugh out loud.
I saw the "secret ingredient" in his brand new v2.0 Total
Devotion formula, and my first thought was, “This NAILS it.”
I mean, it's now infused with Oxytocin? The "affection hormone"?
WHAT TOOK HIM SO LONG?
Where Has THIS Been My Whole Life (And Hers)?
So, of course, my next move was to get on the phone with
Dr. Amend and talk his ear off about this new stuff.
He graciously overnighted me a couple of bottles of it.
I opened the package and applied it in the garage, since
I wanted to run a "field test" without Emily knowing about
it.
Back to work, Emily walked in the office and nothing
really happened...at least at first.
But sure enough, the next time she walked in, she gave
me a little kiss on the cheek with a smile and spontaneously
hugged me.
Then came an impromptu back scratch.
I know...TMI...but once again, Dr. Amend has done his
scientific homework.
The wild part was he reported to me that the "slightly delayed
reaction" is perfectly normal. You have to let the "secret
ingredient" work its magic on the female attraction/connection
mechanism.
But seriously…there are going to be a LOT of happy, playful,
giggling girlfriends begging to get “naughty” in every room of
the house…and maybe even the back yard, too.
And the best part is they can’t help themselves.
It’s like a bio-chemical MORAL IMPERATIVE.
Well, it’s also kind of nice you didn’t have say, do, learn or
memorize ANYTHING to make the magic happen:
Jump-Start Her “Hots” For You
and relationship advice that I thought I had seen EVERYTHING.
And we all know that Dr. Amend has had the leading scientific
attraction formula on Earth for several years now.
But I pretty much chundergusted Diet Coke all over my keyboard
when I got a load of THIS:
Gust-worthy
Once I recovered, I had to stop and laugh out loud.
I saw the "secret ingredient" in his brand new v2.0 Total
Devotion formula, and my first thought was, “This NAILS it.”
I mean, it's now infused with Oxytocin? The "affection hormone"?
WHAT TOOK HIM SO LONG?
Where Has THIS Been My Whole Life (And Hers)?
So, of course, my next move was to get on the phone with
Dr. Amend and talk his ear off about this new stuff.
He graciously overnighted me a couple of bottles of it.
I opened the package and applied it in the garage, since
I wanted to run a "field test" without Emily knowing about
it.
Back to work, Emily walked in the office and nothing
really happened...at least at first.
But sure enough, the next time she walked in, she gave
me a little kiss on the cheek with a smile and spontaneously
hugged me.
Then came an impromptu back scratch.
I know...TMI...but once again, Dr. Amend has done his
scientific homework.
The wild part was he reported to me that the "slightly delayed
reaction" is perfectly normal. You have to let the "secret
ingredient" work its magic on the female attraction/connection
mechanism.
But seriously…there are going to be a LOT of happy, playful,
giggling girlfriends begging to get “naughty” in every room of
the house…and maybe even the back yard, too.
And the best part is they can’t help themselves.
It’s like a bio-chemical MORAL IMPERATIVE.
Well, it’s also kind of nice you didn’t have say, do, learn or
memorize ANYTHING to make the magic happen:
Jump-Start Her “Hots” For You
Hell, even if you don't have a girlfriend yet, this may very
well contribute to you finding your next one. After all, the
REST of the formula is still intact as well.
Be Good,
Scot McKay
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